♥ Book Title : My Worst Book Ever!
☯ Full Synopsis : "Picture books are such good fun and so is making them but who knew there were so many things that could go wrong?This is the story of a picture book doomed from the very start. Allan has a good idea for book about a crocodile, but every time he sits down to write, he s interrupted. The manuscript gets soaked in tea and nibbled by snails. And then when Bruce gets started on the pictures, he gets overexcited and draws a hippo, not a crocodile. The publishers get overexcited too they want a dinosaur and experiment with all kinds of different fonts. Allan and Bruce think they ve straightened things out, but then when the book goes off to the printer you guessed it there s MORE trouble. Pages in French and Chinese get muddled with the pages in English, and somehow Bruce s hippos and dinosaurs get mixed up with them too.My Worst Book Ever is a clever and amusing introduction to the process of writing books for children, and they along with their parents will be delighted to see how hilariously wrong Allan and Bruce s book turns out."Article| Allan Ahlberg| Statement ..."
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♥ Book Title : The Worst Book Ever
☯ Full Synopsis : "Elise Gravel wants to write a totally drab book; her characters want to let loose. Who’s gonna win? Don’t take the title as a metaphor: it really is the worst book ever. The winner of the Governor General Literary Award and children’s book author and illustrator Elise Gravel takes readers on an unexpected journey through the world’s most boring book in The Worst Book Ever. The characters and omniscient readers alike quickly become annoyed by the author’s bland imagination and rebel against her tired tropes and stale choices, spouting sass in an attempt to get her attention and steer the narrative in a more interesting direction. After all, you don’t even have to buy the book, but the characters? They’re stuck in there for an eternity, and they’re going to do their best to make the most of it, or at least have a little fun when they can. As the charming and bizarre true nature of the characters overpowers the dry attributes given to them by the author, this once blasé story quickly picks up speed, transforming into something much more unique than originally promised. With Gravel’s signature goofy characters behind the wheel, no silly twist or rude body function is off the table."Article| Elise Gravel| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : It's the Worst Book Ever Written
☯ Full Synopsis : "Even after begging people not to buy this book, it became a #1 Bestseller in the summer of 2017. What a crock! This is truly a white collar crime!"Article| Lucas J. Robak| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : P is for Pterodactyl
☯ Full Synopsis : "A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." ?The New York Times Let's get real?the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!"Article| Christopher James Carpenter| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : My Worst Boss Ever! The Unbelievable True Story of a Bigoted Professional and Her Vulgar Ways!
☯ Full Synopsis : "The woman with the dubious distinction of being the subject of this book belittled subordinates, degraded peers, and viciously insulted others-and she did it all under the veil of security in a major organization that thought highly of her professionalism and leadership. The company was ignorant of what was happening at the team level, and none of her team members dared speak a word of it. Until now. When someone who knew this woman asked the author if he had any dirt on her, he thought, Dirt would be putting it mildly. What I have is raw sewage! His book will resonate with anyone who has had to deal with a difficult boss-and shock those who have been lucky not to have the experience."Article| Christopher Lesley| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : My Worst Best Friend
☯ Full Synopsis : "The best-selling author of CONFESSIONS OF A DRAMA QUEEN takes a smart, funny look at friendship, staying true to your identity, and moving on. (Ages 12 and up) Gracie and Savannah are best friends --and utterly unalike. Savannah is beautiful, outrageous, and irresistible to the opposite sex. Gracie is shy, smart, and would rather be studying lizards than meeting boys. Still, they’ve made a surprisingly great team, and (until now) it seemed as if nothing could come between them. But lately, Savannah’s talent for lying and manipulating is becoming harder to ignore. She’s fallen head over heels for an elusive college boy, and Gracie can’t help wondering: is her friend as confident as she seems? When Savannah gets between Gracie and her crush, the line separating best friend from worst friend is crossed."Article| Dyan Sheldon| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World
☯ Full Synopsis : "There's not too much to say about the Worst Book in the Whole Entire World."Article| no defined| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : The Eye of Argon
☯ Full Synopsis : "This is not a hoax. Jim Theis was a real person, who wrote The Eye of Argon in all seriousness as a teenager, and published it in a fanzine, Osfan in 1970. But the story did not pass into the oblivion that awaits most amateur fiction. Instead, a miracle happened, and transcribed and photocopied texts began to circulate in science fiction circles, gaining a wide and incredulous audience among both professionals and fans. It became the ultimate samizdat, an underground classic, and for more than thirty years it has been the subject of midnight readings at conventions, as thousands have come to appreciate the negative genius of this amazing Ed Wood of prose."Article| Jim Theis| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Worst. Book. Ever.
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♥ Book Title : The Worst Day of My Life Ever!
☯ Full Synopsis : "With his mother’s help, RJ learns that his problems happen because he doesn’t listen or pay attention to directions from her, his school principal, teachers, or even his friends. Author Julia Cook’s book shows RJ as well as all K-6 readers the steps to the fundamental social skills of listening and following instructions. When RJ learns to use these skills the right way, he has the best day of his life! This book is the first in the BEST ME I Can Be! series to teach children social skills that can make home life happier and school more successful. The book includes tips for parents and educators on how to effectively teach listening and following instructions skills to kids."Article| Julia Cook| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : My Worst Date
☯ Full Synopsis : "When 16-year-old Hugo, who is ready for something more than school and just hanging out with his friends, meets Glenn Elliot Paul, he thinks that maybe he has found something to look forward to. He gets more than he bargained for, however, when he realizes that the mysterious man of his dreams is also dating his mother."Article| David Leddick| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Handbook for Mortals
☯ Full Synopsis : ""Zade Holder has always been a free-spirited young woman, from a long dynasty of tarot-card readers, fortunetellers, and practitioners of magick. Growing up in a small town and never quite fitting in, Zade is determined to forge her own path. She leaves her home in Tennessee to break free from her overprotective mother Dela, the local resident spellcaster and fortuneteller. Zade travels to Las Vegas and uses supernatural powers to become part of a premiere magic show led by the infamous magician Charles Spellman. Zade fits right in with his troupe of artists and misfits. After all, when everyone is slightly eccentric, appearing 'normal' is much less important. Behind the scenes of this multimillion-dollar production, Zade finds herself caught in a love triangle with Mac, the show's good-looking but rough-around-the-edges technical director and Jackson, the tall, dark, handsome and charming bandleader. Zade's secrets and the struggle to choose between Mac or Jackson creates reckless tension during the grand finale of the show. Using Chaos magick, which is known for being unpredictable, she tests her abilities as a spellcaster farther than she's ever tried and finds herself at death's door. Her fate is left in the hands of a mortal who does not believe in a world of real magick, a fortuneteller who knew one day Zade would put herself in danger and a dagger with mystical powers"--Amazon.com"Article| Lani Sarem| Statement ..."